What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?