What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a dinosaur fender bender?
What snack do farmers love at picnics?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the bird say when it noticed a few wrinkles?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?