What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are farmers so relaxed?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do crabs never give to charity?