What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do people enjoy riding in electric cars?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's black, white, and sunburned?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do cats wear to the office?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the farmer plant his money?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?