What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?