Why did the rocket scientist struggle in English class?
He preferred launching ideas.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the goat study law?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?