Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?