What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?