Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which state has the best streets?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?