What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?