Which animal always follows the latest trends?
The fash-hen.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do football coaches go when they're tired of it all?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?