What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
How does Cupid visit his sweetheart?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?