Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?