What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a Zen egg?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the border collie get a raise?