What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How does a bee keep up with gossip?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do birds threaten one another?