Which celebrity writes the neatest notes?
Penelope Cruz.
Why was the bunny smiling on Valentine's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which president always brought a sweater?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who do faithful dogs look up to?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call two birds in love?