Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What's the saddest cheese?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do lawyers wear under their suits?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
What type of bat doesn't fly?