Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a short cow?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the slowest 5k?