Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?