What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the pianist keep getting locked out of his house?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was the storm so relaxed?
Which animal is always ready for a party?
What do you call it when a snowman gives you the silent treatment?