What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
A current bloom.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a chicken and cow arguing?