How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What keeps moving but never studies?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a perfect day on the trail?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How much does it cost to swim with sharks?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are trees so good at interior design?