What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What drink do bakers love?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who do little dogs hope to see on Christmas Eve?
What happens when a chicken gets too explosive?