Which dog is always hungry?
The chow hound.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What does winter weight turn into?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?