How do autumn and winter greet each other?
With a cool hello.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What part of the body is always the last to quit?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?