How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do automobiles fly?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where was Noah born?
What car always breaks the rules?