Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?