Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the milking stool stay so simple?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the tennis ball whisper?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?