How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What club do young bears join after school?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the bike finally get new tires?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?