What snack do farmers enjoy on chilly nights?
Hogs in blankets.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do you keep your spouse out of your emails?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How many chimneys does Santa visit in one night?