Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?