What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the farmer call the cow that gave no milk?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the pig get kicked out of the football team?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How did the cowboy greet his wife after work?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?