What's the difference between baseball fans and dentists?
One roots for the home team, the other roots for your teeth.
What do you call a short cow?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the banana see a doctor?
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?