Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?