Why do some people love eating snails?
They really hate fast food.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?