Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?