What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do penguins feel shy at parties?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
My spouse told me to exercise more-what did I say?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
It's Crowded!