What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?You auto-know better!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's the funniest creature in the sea?See PunchlineWhen's the best time to wash your Slinky®?See PunchlineWhy do bison love to spread gossip?See PunchlineWhat's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?See PunchlineWhat did the hamburger name its baby?See PunchlineDo the mascara and lipstick ever argue?See PunchlineWhat did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?See PunchlineWhy did no one laugh at the oak tree?See PunchlineWhat did the woman ask God for while driving?See PunchlineWhat do frogs order when they get BBQ?See PunchlineWhat animal styles their hair every day?See PunchlineWhy do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?See PunchlineWhy did the farmer plant his money?See PunchlineWhich former US President gets most confused for money?See PunchlineWhat game did the cat like to play with the mouse?See PunchlineWhat do you call a pig's sore eye?See PunchlineWhat do you call a lemon that cleans things?See PunchlineWhy do rabbits make good jewelers?See PunchlineWhat are the smartest highways in the world?See PunchlineWhere does a scientist wizard work?See PunchlineWhy did the wizard ace his math test?See Punchline
