What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What are you studying in math?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.