Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?