How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How does the sun listen to music?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?