What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?