What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?