What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandy-lion.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?