What do parrots wear in rain?
Polly-esters.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do moms do after school drop-off?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which celebrity never smiles in photos?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?