What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do goalkeepers sing?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which celebrity doubles as a rock type?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why didn't the patient trust the diagnosis?