What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is the most faithful insect?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?