Why did the pig get kicked out of the football team?
He always played dirty.
What's the best beach day of the week?
Which grandma always brings apples?
What would the weather be like in a pet kingdom?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are bakers so chill?
Why did the professor write on the window?