What do you call a perfect day on the trail?
A peak outing.
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you get when a sheepdog meets a flower?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?