What did the baby laptop call its dad?
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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What sport do horses enjoy the most?
What do sheep spread on crackers?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?