Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?